I took some time off to relax and basically go on a trip to visit another Domme for our big birthday bashe’s. We had a fantastic time using and abusing subbies who were at her mansion 24/7 on a private island off the coast of Greece. Greece is beautiful and I always enjoy the food and the people and how pretty the water is. I am back now and will be available till Friday then I am off for the holiday weekend. I am wondering where my *MB* is… he promised a birthday suprise but so far no dice, get your ass in gear faggot before I hunt you down and destroy you for LIFE! hahaha I want to thank the mystery person who sent flowers to my house everyday and also I got two large crates from Venice, Italy full of Italian goodies. I am a huge Italy fan and everyday I wish the Sopranos was still on I have to now talk about the Candyman… he called two days in a row and is the fattest pathetic piece of shit on the planet. This fat fuck lives in Denmark and is on my *special* diet. If you want to see the diet you can scroll down to the email he sent me. I found this video and thought about how fat this fucktard has gotten.. Candyman now weighs 354 lbs of fucking blubber. This video is NOT of the candyman but it still reminds me of the all the emotional eating fat fucks on the planet earth lol

I had the Candyman eating his famous bread with chocolate slices on the phone, I got to hear him stuff his fat face and act like he was having a orgasm as he chowed down like it was his last meal, the noises he made I will never forget! this dumb fuck was complaining how hot it is in the summer and I told him NO MORE FANS.. I also told him to leave the flies alone that are flying around his fat stomach and biting him. If he was not sweating and stinking then the flies would not be in his house, can you imagine flies gathering around you because you are a pile of blubber? hahahahaha Candyman called back the next day to say he had eaten a entire large pizza by himself. He likes to stuff his face because he has ED and is still scared to go to the doctor and tell the doctor about his *little* problem. I had him drinking vodka out of the bottle and told him not to eat the bottle no matter how tempting it sounded or looked. I told Candyman that soon he will look like Jabba the Hut from Star Wars, a big fat pile of crap with no sex life in the future! Im hoping to talk to the Candyman soon so I can update on how much more weight he has gained! I am available for calls and online sessions all day today, monday, tuesday, wednesday and Thursday… I hope everyone has a great fourth of July!!

The cards and presents are already rolling in my way, my birthday is June 22nd and it seems like i just had one! Thank you so far to the following people for making me sooo happy that my big day is coming! MK, Jules, mrmystery, cumwhipper, Mark, UK Andy, littledick timmy, NY Mike and SDF you all have really surprised me with your generous gifts!! I love anything and everything you boys buy so if you want to treat me on my big day you can shop for me on my wishlist or send a gift certificate to jackiecontrolsu@yahoo.com my wishlist is located to the right hand side of this blog and if you scroll down to the SPOIL ME section you can see what gift cards I like!! someone is also sending me flowers everyday since June 1st… my house smells amazing right now with all the roses… whoever you are I love the flowers!! Oh and if anyone really wants to score it big with me you can send me the below man wrapped in a box wearing NOTHING LMAO…. I am going on a vacation for my birthday from June 19-27th…. Im looking forward to a nice jaunt in Greece!! Thanks to everyone who has donated to my birthday fund in the forms of tributes.. you know who you are Im available all week long so if you want to have a great session pick up the phone or get me on messanger!!

I can tell from the flood of calls that you boys have missed me while I was gone last week. I hope all of you had a great Memorial Day weekend and none of you did anything stupid LOL I want to thank *VR* for the fantastic pool party he paid for and the donation he made for new sexy swimsuits and summer outfits from Victorias secret.. your such a good little pay puppet *VR*.

Super busy and have not had time to update my blog! but Im back and ready for action! Ive been taking tons of calls and lots of instant message sessions from airports, bedrooms, hotel rooms and offices while you boys are on the job!!

From laughing so fucking hard at the idiots that have come my way the last few days.
Ill break em down from start to finish saving the newest PIG for last.

In keeping with the tradition and theming of the Candy Man I have also added the Oompa Loompa video LOL this was a compilation so could not just put the FIRST ONE which is the really the one that is for this elephant ass!!!

For those of you who like to sing along like you did with the first song I have included the lyrics for you

Oompa Loompa, doompadee doo
We have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa, doompadee dee
If you are wise you will listen me

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats?
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don’t like the look of it

Oompa Loompa, doompadee dah
If you’re not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do
Doompadee do

Ive had a great time with this caller and I always love a caller who sparks me to waste some of my time gathering videos and lyrics and basically laughing so fucking hard it made me cry LOL Im still laughing and hoping to hear back from this idiot real soon!! He has his daily meals he is suppose to eat today so I cant WAIT for a report… good stuff like a FULL size pizza, triple burgers ect LOLOL

Cumface and Clitia I miss both of you and hope you return back to me real soon… to my BIG tributing pink panty wearing faggot… thanks for the fun you always provide and the nice surprise tributes that sometimes await me in the mornings.

This month is really flying by and Ive been so busy talking to you boys that I have not had time to update. I want to thank my losercashcunt for all the movies you bought me. i expect you to keep emptying your wallet because you know your purpose in life is to gaze at my photos and keep on buying me things off my wishlist. Ive had a lot of really FUN calls this month….
Vinnie from NY is my new ass eating slave. He knows his place is under my nice round ass and loves to sniff it and lick it and thats as close as he will EVER come to being around my body!

Today has been super busy and also very entertaining. I have heard from all you boys that are bored stuck in cubicle hell telling me of all the little pranks you are playing at work and it makes me thankful I am not stuck in some shitty office throwing paper airplanes with stupid messages attached to them. Ive had a busy last two weeks and want to recap some of the fun things Ive done.

Well boys until then… be good and give me a call so we can get you trained to obey!

Let the party begin! I have four Pattys Day parties to go to this weekend which will round things out till Monday. That means lots of Guiness, Baileys and Jamesons whiskey! I always love the parties I go to and this year will be no exception! I have been entertained BIG TIME this week!
Cumface is taking a hell of a beating.. hahaha read his latest feedback here:

I needed to got to a meeting after Miss Jackie had me take 7 awful loads in my face. I pleaded with her to let me cleanup and She made me got to a starbucks bathroom and shove my head in the toilet. She laughed hysterically in my ears as she made me splash and gargle in the awful piss water. My time ranout as I was begging and begging to really cleanup. She said she couldn’t hear me and I didn’t even get the privilege of flushing my pathetic face. I went to the meetings with my face smelling of piss and and ass and cum.

JackiesCumFace Miss Jackie is making me pay and pay for being out of touch. I had to put on green frilly panties and call her from on my knees in a booth with my mouth full of cock. She made me beg to get my face fucked. I sucked and licked endedup dripping in cum. I had to beg to gobble two big dicks at once and almost choked. She made me scream out that i would give a “full service cleaning” and she made me lap at a foul dirty asshole while she laughed and laughed.

As you can see so far Cumface is winning the Loser Leprechaun contest. Clitia who said he wanted to compete has been missing in action and I hope that stupid fag boy calls this weekend to try and get back in the contest. Listening to Cumface suck cock is sooooooooooo funny! I love when I make him eat someones ass out LOL he gags and the guys ALWAYS fart right in this losers face and it makes me almost fall out of my chair!!! I have been promised a photo of Cumface with his stupid ass Pattys Day Costume on and when I receive it I will post it for all to see!!

I got to meet another fantastic caller last week named Maxine. He was a great caller who had a butt plug shoved up his ass and he also owns a pocket pussy named Debbie LOL I am going to have a full wedding ceremony for Debbie and Maxine as soon as she calls back for more freakboy fun!

Mark has come back for more Cuckboy fun! I LOVE telling him all about how his wife fucks big black men behind his back and also in his OWN bed! This guy is always a lot of fun to let the truth be told and he takes it soooooooooooo well haha.

Funbuns is back from Jail!! Poor Funbuns went to Jail and was put in solitary confinement so he could not be the jails bend over bitch for two weeks. Funbuns has stooped to a new low… the slutty faggot put stirrups like in a OB/GYN office at the end of his bed so he can have his legs up high when doing dildo ramming sessions with me on the phone! Funbuns you never cease to amaze me and I always wonder what will you do next?

I do not know what is going on in Sweden but I have had a HUGE influx of callers from these guys! The best one was this worthless, old and lonely piece of shit that bought me TWO beautiful pairs of shoes (they arrived last week) some wonderful perfume and a $100 gift card from Amazon to spend as I wish!!! OMG I LOVED fucking this piece of shit over and taking advantage of him for being so lonely and so pathetic and making him my toy pig! I expect to hear back from this old grey haired fuck ASAP so I can take him down deeper in his lonely pathetic world.

I had ANOTHER Swedish sissy from Gotheburg call and I laughed so hard listening to him dress up like a fairy faggot and do some fun things on the phone for my entertainment! I loved every minute of it and I have the best job in the world!!!

I have a very shy guy from Dubai that calls me, he loves doing cock and ball torture and that is one of my Fortes!! I love it! he tips big and spends big and just sent me some of my favorite goodies from Dublin, Ireland for Pattys Day presents. The jewerly is beautiful, I love the watch and the Inis perfume and shower gel smells lovely on my skin.

Well fuckers I will be here today till its time to go party with my friends! If you have not checked out my hot as hell members area do so by clicking the button and buy a UNLIMITED PASS

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To my Travel boy….. you have been serving me for 7 years now.. you have sent me on beautiful trips and bought me things that are dear to my heart… I told you to read this blog for answers for the trip to Greece and the trip to Japan… the answer is YES, now that I have met you in person many times I know you are not a psychopath… I look forward to our trip to Japan in May.

To the losers out there who are lonely and think they can meet me for a date… I have some bad news for you. Just because you send me a photo of yourself and do a few phone calls and promise to buy me things (but your a jackass and you lie and you never do) does not mean I will automatically meet up with you. I have real time collard slaves that I play with but I did not meet them on the phone. I rarely block anyone but when I do I NEVER unblock them. There is no reason to be such a obessed loser that you have to bother me with stupid questions that have nothing to do with fetish/fantasy play, this is not a dating service asshole! Do you understand me now? If not re-read this again to clear up any confusion.

March is here and two of my fun holidays are fast approching! I am having two contests this month and so far Cumface (yep the fuckstain is BACK!!) and Clittia are going for the battle Royale to see who can win!! HAHAHAHA I am Irish and LOVE Ireland. I have been to the Emerald Isle many, many, many times and it is a very special place to me. In honor of the first holiday, St Patricks Day I am having a LOSER Leprachaun contest!!

I expect Clittia and Cumface to be dressed up in the most stupid faggot costume they can find! It has to be green, Im thinking of cheap green lingerie and stupid dollar store accessories like this fag who wants to also be in the contest but hes too much of a pussy to show anything but his upper half LOL

I will keep you all informed on WHO wins and they will get a special prize from me LOL

I have been super busy and want to thank my favorite losers for all the fantastic phone calls!!

Funbuns called the other day and as you all know he is the loser who is DYING to go back to jail so he can be the biggest bendover bitch in history! Funbuns IS going back to jail because his parole officer cannot keep him from having dildos shoved up his ass! She is playing a mean trick on him though as he is getting two weeks in Solitary Confinement!! OH NO!! Funbuns will not be able to pimp his slutty ass out to the bulls in the prison LOL

Party Slut Josie~ I love this caller but she gets so shy she will dissapear for months and months. This is my Staten Island Party fag!! She called me at 10:30 am and was deep in a pile of illegal stuff and had a big huge pitcher of vodka and cranberry juice hahahaha she was getting fucked up big time at my direction and has the worlds biggest faggy voice! Josie wants to be pushed hard into being a fag and wants to be turned into a she male. Josie was dipping her dildo in her illegal stuff and then sucking it off betting more and more fucked up by the minute. I love talking to Josie and she has fantastic manners, hope you come around again Josie when you are feeling less scared.

I want to thank a special guy who never calls me just drools over my photos and sends me killer tributes!! Thank you mb you know who you are and I hope you like the photos!!

Cumslut Jack~ Yep everyones favorite snorting party whore was in rare form all weekend long. Jack lives in Chicago and is being pimped out and made to do gay porn by a group of girls who wont let him cum. They keep him drugged up and also shove a rod down his pee hole so he can only dribble hahahahaha he was soo fucked up when he called me and so paranoid I was laughing my ass off! Im waiting on the links he is going to send me so I can see him suck and fuck cock in all the movies he has made. Cumslut is a fun phone call and I share him with a group of friends and we pass him around and make him get deeper and deeper into his fun bag and make him a total and complete addicted loser.

Clittia~ I got another fun long session in with Clittia. Clittia is very special to me. We have such a fantastic time on the phone and it always goes too fast! Clittia was given a simple assignment by me and FAILED to show up prepared!! I happen to have had a pre booked spa appointment so I had to cut our session a tiny bit short but Clittia was forced to sing faggoty nursery songs in his stupid faggot baby voice. The best faggot song was *Mary had a little lamb* and *row row row your boat* but I changed it to Row Row Row your BUTT LMAOOOOO. Clittia had on white thigh highs and a white bra and her long red fag wig. I cant wait to get photos of Clittia so you can all see how pathetic she is. I pull her deeper and deeper into my world and there is no going back now! My favorite thing that is going to happen is Clittia is going to show her faggot ass and start doing webcam for me!! how exciting to sit back and watch this stupid fuck with all her costumes and her stuffed pig doing faggot dances and shows! Ha! Clittia has a stuffed pig and you pull its tail and it will snort and cry and this stupid fucking cunt has been lame enough to spend hours perfecting her snort to match the pigs and she never misses a beat! Clittia is right now getting prepared to be my loser Leprachaun and will be neck and neck competing with Cumface for the right to be my biggest fag boy. Clittia always leaves me a nice tribute at the end of our call and has the best manners. We talk about all sorts of things and Clittia has told me about some stripper that he has been *dating* Im sure she is laughing her ass off at this asswipe as he dressed up and acts like a fag in front of her. They are suppose to call me so we can do a three way call and I can tell his stripper friend all about Clittia and we can make her do a faggot show for us. I know that I run deep in Clittias mind as she sits and reads my postings about her. I expect to hear from you soon Clittia, dont let weeks go by without digging into your loser closet and putting on a show for me.

Cumface~ Yep I got a nice email from this Fucktard and a nice fat tribute. Cumface had gotten himself in some financial woes but he said he is back for a few more months because he finally has some money. You see I do not care about Cumface and his finances, or his tough and demanding job LOL I just care that he is back in action and ready to get fucked over by me. Cumface called and was in his car and I told him to find the nearest faggot book store. He goes to places like this:

He went inside and I could hear all the gay porn in the background, I told him to take his pants off so everyone could see his red and white polka dot fag panties he had on. Then I made him talk in his faggot voice while stroking his boyfriend (thats the dildo that he has to carry around 24/7 in his briefcase at all times) he started bitching and whining that the floor was all sticky and crusty and cum covered and that the place was PACKED OUT with other fags. I heard him get his face stuffed HARD with cock after cock, then I told him to clean someones asshole and I could hear the guy fart in Cumfaces face twice in a row!! I about fell out of my chair when I heard the farting on the phone LOL he was crying and begging to stop. All the guys were ramming there cocks and spraying their cum all over his nose and trying to drip it all over his face while he was whining and complaining like the cumguzzling whore he is about it. I was laughing the entire time and was so happy to hear him in action again!! I was going to go have him take a dip in the pool… ya the toilet but he ran out of money… BUT he is back and will be participating in the upcoming contests!!!!

The second contest I will be having is my Easter Fag contest. Clittia is going to get a little prissy Easter dress like a fairy bitch and Cumface said he is going to get rabbit ears and a basket and some faggot rabbit panties and go to the bookstore dressed up in his faggot easter outfit. Soooo let the contest begin!

I just got off the phone with a extremly boring asshole who tried to top me on the phone. I do not know how many times I have to say it and I beleive I spell it out pretty good.. I am NOT a SUB you dumb mother fucker!!! Your bullshit chit chat trying to talk down to me like Im your fucking *girl* makes me want to fucking puke you small dicked cocksucking fag! I blocked his ass in a heartbeat so I will not have to be bothered with such stupidity. Many of you have written to me telling me HOW MUCH FUN you are having with my Jack off game! I had a lot of fun doing it and have lots of photos attached in every step of the game AND a video at the end. I want to thank pindick scumbag Mike for sending me some BEAUTIFUL things off my wishlist. I love the shoes, boots and wonderful spa basket. Great buys from you as always.